You know what I don’t agree with is missionaries.
Missionaries go from house to house spreading their beliefs, their way of life and passing out pamphlets to every one.
Everyone has their own Ideas that’s great
But in that way
I respect whores more
When is that last time you seen a group of whores go door to door preaching for others to be whores, passing out kam sutra pamphlets.
Whores practice do on to others as you would like them to do on to you.
They are giving.
See whores don’t go door like Johba Witness.
That’s why you can’t be a Johba Witness and a whore your principals conflict.
2006-07-12 03:54:22 · 23 answers · asked by Nice girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like the idea of the joke, but just not some of the semantics.
Missionaries go to other countries to spread their beliefs.
Jehovah's Witnesses come door to door.
If you start a joke with "I don't agree with Missionaries" then it will be hard to get people on your side, because they try to help people. Start your joke with "I don't agree with Jehovah's Witnesses" and you will have more people on your side, which is helpful when telling a joke that is ragging on a particular group.
Then, after saying that you "don't agree" with missionaries, you say that you "respect" whores. That is saying that you don't respect people that you don't agree with. That makes you look narrow and prejudiced. Whatever the verb is for one, the antonym should be used for the other, so that they relate and create the juxtaposition you are going for.
Then at the last line, how many JW's actually are whores? I'm going to guess not many, if any, so there is no conflict. I mean, you could say that the principles of these two groups conflict, but everyone already knows that they conflict, and not just because of the door to door thing.
You have a good idea, but just need to work the wording a bit.
Good luck!
:)
2006-07-12 04:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, the name is Jehovah, and they are called Jehovah's witnesses . They are following their commandments to go unto the world and spread the new of the gospel . Okay , sometimes they do get annoying , but, if you take a moment and just think about what it is they are doing , perhaps you'll see that they are at least living what they believe . So is the whore you speak about . The difference ?? perhaps the whore could use a little of their kindness..... kindness that may serve you well in the future as well ? As to whether or not you are funny ... do you know a good joke ?? ( sorry, bad humor) . your question is valid, but do these people , only trying to spread hope and love, really upset you so that you would even take the time to give it more than a passing notice ???? now there's something to think about .
2006-07-12 11:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Michael B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bit is not funny .I hope you have some better material or as they say don't quit your day job right now. But keep going after your dream,buy good jokes from funny comedy writers . Good luck to you . And further your education, smart comedy is good comedy.
2006-07-12 11:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be good material, but success in stand up is about 10% content and 90% delivery, so this won't be the place to tell you. Practice, practice, practice!
2006-07-12 10:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by The Quicker Picker Upper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, but no. Try talking about obese people wearing clothes so small it supposed to fit an 8yr old child.
2006-07-12 11:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Kris13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get some practice and hopefully you dont pronounce the words the way you spell them.
2006-07-12 10:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Jehovah's Witnesses and you can't compare them to whores, no matter how much you don't like them. They are still christians...............
2006-07-12 11:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny... my neighbors are "johba witness" as you put it... and always try to get me to talk about god with them... i think it would be funner if i had a whore house next door to me and always wanted to come over and talk about sex with me...lol
2006-07-12 11:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by the_dog_trainer_guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey yeah sorry not really funny kinda funny but arent isnt it jehovah instaed of johba?
2006-07-12 10:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Jehova's witness ok and so not funny
2006-07-12 11:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋