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2006-07-12 03:48:06 · 22 answers · asked by shortgirl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
trying to make you laugh...
As seen in a dog's diary:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
As seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.
2006-07-12 05:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Walking a trapeze 100 ft in the air, while baking a Red Velvet cake for the Griffin carrying the oven.Duh!
2006-07-12 10:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by Cognito 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sitting at my computer decorated in beaded knecklaces that my daughters brought home last night from the County Fair Parade. I'm petting my cat that is on my lap. I'm also trying to help my kids make one of their projects. They are taking bathroom trash bags and drawing on them. I have to tie one every now and then like a balloon. They are using them like you would a punching balloon.
2006-07-12 10:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um let me see, eating a chocolate bar, prying into my company archives... sshhh ( i didn't say that). Sipping a cup of Cappuchino. I think i'm going to die soon from all those but never mind i'll still have time enough to answer your questions.
2006-07-12 11:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typing, breathing and thinking it would be a good idea to keep doing so. Knitting a wigwom for a gooses bridel. And by the way it's half past the monkeys @ss and quartered to his balls. :)
2006-07-12 10:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching T.V.
2006-07-12 11:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Kris13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thinking. Thinking lots of issues thats happening in my life. Some sweet, some sad ....
2006-07-12 10:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by Trouble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi nothin really just trying to help the people by ansering some questions. and getting points. lol.
2006-07-12 10:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by nikki22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
listening to Unfaithful by Rihanna.
2006-07-12 11:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bored at work
2006-07-12 10:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋