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I don't want to be paid tribute to this way! Maybe I should write some commandments in the moist scoopable litter in their pan. Do you think they would adhere? Or am I wasteing my time trying to make them change their ways. It seems too jewish.

2006-07-12 03:47:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Defiantly commandments. Write them in the scoopable litter, wait for it to get hard and then break it on the floor in front of them. That should get the message across, it has worked in the past.

2006-07-12 03:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0 1

Reward them every time they bring you a, as you called it, tribute. If you don't they will bring you something bigger and bigger, until they find you aren't satisfied, then they will just get mean. Anyhow, start rewarding them when they bring you a kill and it will slow to a stop. By the way, when the cat isn't looking throw the kill in the dumpster and they will think you took it.

2006-07-12 10:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry to burst your bubble but it's a gift, not a sacrifice. If it was a sacrifice, you'd probably find an altar with catnip burning as incense in front of an effigy of you.

2006-07-12 11:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Erin 7 · 0 0

Ancient Egyptians revered the cats as gods-they have not forgotten this.

2006-07-12 10:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0 0

You're wasting your time. It's in their nature. Why don't you make them inside cats so they can't do such a thing

2006-07-12 10:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by purpleama456 4 · 0 0

Your a lucky girl, your cats are amazing hunters.
My cats only bring me birds, and baby moles.

2006-07-12 11:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by rxqueen♥ † 6 · 0 0

Your cats love you. They own you if they choose to. trying to change their ways will only tick them off. My Ben lets me share my computer chair with him!

2006-07-12 10:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok, seriously you and your cats are getting kind of boring now.

2006-07-12 10:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Praise them elaborately and be glad they don't make burnt or human sacrifices.

:-)

2006-07-12 10:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

JUST EAT THEM....

2006-07-12 10:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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