A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it. He took it to the counter.
"How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," the owner said.
The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him. This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
He began to trot toward the Bay, but looking back he saw that the rats, now numbered in the millions, were squealing ever louder, and coming toward him faster and faster. Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full Olympic sprint to the edge of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far out as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and they all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha!" said the owner. "You have come back for the story."
"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.
2006-07-12 03:44:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Thats the best!!!
hahah
2006-07-12 04:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by lyra 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! That rat reminds me of George Bush! Like how millions of morons in this country follow him blindly, despite his consistently poor decision making and lies! Ha!
2006-07-12 10:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
in the original joke, he was looking for a bronze lawyer.
just shows you that Republicans cant even think up original jokes.
2006-07-12 10:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm just not feelin' it! My Dad told better jokes & he's dead!
2006-07-12 15:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-12 10:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by im that short person! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-07-12 10:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by jagdeora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH That was funny, Dems suck.
2006-07-12 11:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Phil My Crack In 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny. but I'd change it to republican...
2006-07-12 10:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by mmw108 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. you so funny.
2006-07-12 10:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by eatmorec11h17no3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my...hurt demos feelings .....
2006-07-12 10:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋