A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game they kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like -- Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!
2006-07-12 03:00:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
That was funnier then # 7!
2006-07-12 03:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before. I give that joke a 6 (10 being the best).
2006-07-12 10:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Meg...Out of Hybernation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2006-07-12 10:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I kinda like it. Just make sure your audience is appreciative of dumb humor, like this:
What's brown and sticky?
A Stick!
2006-07-12 10:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL that was funny it a funny joke for real were u get it lololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
2006-07-12 10:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by ravennravennravenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, a new blonde joke is always great
2006-07-12 10:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by satanorsanta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-07-12 10:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-07-12 10:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Rotizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one fell about as flat as a pancake.
2006-07-12 10:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mikey S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good, but predictable if you know anything about football.
2006-07-12 10:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by -->JiLL<-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋