If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
2006-07-12 02:09:59 · 36 answers · asked by angie124 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
H#@*, I'm still not over the pig thing, kinda goes w/ the saying "Happier than a pig in S*#@" w/ a 30min orgasm you would be happy no matter what!
2006-07-12 04:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Cognito 3 · 11⤊ 3⤋
When i come back in my next life i want to be a pig and i want my husband to be a lion. Half an hours pleasure 50 times a day!!
2006-07-12 02:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Interesting! Damn the pigs are of the chain and the praying mantis 411 I learned that in the 5th grade but isn't that freaky , I'll be like f***ing everyone that I'm beefin and bangin with but once I rip there heads off. (cool!!)
2006-07-12 03:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by cOMpLiCaTeD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice, i see im not the only one who like fun facts.....here are my answers
Did you know public bathrooms are cleaner than your own kitchen?
More monopoly money is printed yearly than real money in the United States.
Jiffy is the correct term for 1/100th of a second, hence the saying "Be back in a jiffy!"
Louis le Debonnaire (778-840 A.D) King of France and Emperor of Germany Died of fright when the sun suddenly darkened and Stars appeared in the daytime...The MONARCH WAS FRIGHTENED TO DEATH BY AN ECLIPSE!!!!!
I have many many many more but i dont have time to list them!!
2006-07-12 04:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by The Question Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say i think the comments where better than the facts,
in my next life I'm going for the pig too.
2006-07-12 02:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be a Pig-lion in my next life. What? what everthat is, I'm sure I'll be happy as both.
2006-07-12 02:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by RG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for somethin that long 2 read i must say you certainly left me entertained :)
p.s I now want 2 b a pig in my next life 2!!!
2006-07-12 02:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but copulation by a lion last only about 3 seconds.
2006-07-12 02:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by mike-from-spain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intresting.
2006-07-12 02:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by ang j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lot of facts..... two from me
if u accumulate the sun's heat in the tip of needle, it can glow for 100 kms radius...
humans can live without food for 14 days.....
2006-07-12 03:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! Ive just consumed a load of info in lyk the space of 2 mins!!
2006-07-12 02:38:43 · answer #11 · answered by Tara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋