A beautiful young blonde woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the witness stand.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.
"Not guilty," the blonde answered emphatically.
The prosecution council then approached the blond and said, "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf who was waving a union jack on the roof of a car, while traveling at over 100 mph through the center of Newark, in a blizzard and you were totally nude?"
The blonde composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said, "What was the date again?"
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2006-07-12 01:41:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-12 01:41:58 · update #1
That's a good'un Willy =)
2006-07-12 03:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Hello Mr. Willy! I see you're still oozing with sense of humor.
2006-07-12 01:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope they were at least wearing a safety belt!
2006-07-12 01:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she sounds like A ho lol
2006-07-12 03:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Alice [in Wonderland] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh
2006-07-12 04:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't like it...
2006-07-12 02:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by Liza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it!
2006-07-12 01:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice! :)
2006-07-12 01:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-12 01:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋