2006-07-12 01:22:38 · 9 answers · asked by candypants 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I got 10 points for answering a silly question with a sillier answer xxxxx
2006-07-12 12:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it wasn't funny at the moment but looking back it is. Yesterday my long driveway was obstructed and I had someone coming to look at the kittens I found in the woods the other day. I decided to go ahead and wrap the two kittens in a blanket and take off down our black top drive. Everything was going fine until my 5 year old let my almost 2 year old out of the house. She didn't have shoes on and was screaming Ow! Ow! Ow! with every step she took toward me. This caused a scene and my dogs came running toward us. My daughter wanted me to hold her to get her off the hot pavement. I couldn't. I was holding the two squirmy kittens and the dogs were approaching. I was trying to hold on to the kittens and save my daughter's burning feet by getting her onto the grass. I guess that wasn't good enough for my little girl. She started pulling on my legs and THE BLANKET. The kittens were trying everything to get out of my arms but I knew if they did they would be an afternoon snack so I held on with everything I had. One of the kittens bit me twice. I'm not talking about a little nip. It got me good!!! But, I still held on, hair flapping in my face, sweating and trying to shake a little one off my leg. While this was going on the nice woman who was really interested over the phone inquiring about a kitten pulled up. I was a mess! I had bleeding scratches and bite marks. I tried to smile but I don't think it showed on my face. The woman got out of her car and stood there for about 5 minutes while I suffered and pretended like nothing was wrong. I talked with her about her daughters softball team. Her softball team? I was in severe pain and antisipating more the longer I stood there. But, I didn't complain. Then the woman decided she didn't want one. I will never again attemt to take a cat outside again without another adult. :) I hope someone has learned from this and also had a good laugh. My nephew who had been watching out the window but didn't come to help his Aunt Nanny told the story to others later and everyone was cracking up. What a day....
2006-07-12 01:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was loud knocking at the door.I get worried by banging when Im home alone.It was the postman with a parcel.I opened it and inside was a pink pig.my kids have been on pigsback.com getting freebies! I just though of all the things they had to ask for,a pink pig.bizarre
2006-07-12 01:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its not funny to me, but this morning my daughter left one of her dressing up shoes at the bottom of the stairs. I opened the stairgate, slipped on it, banged my back and opened the front room door with my head and a huge bang! Woke the rest of the house up I can tell you......
2006-07-12 01:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i decided to make some salad,using boiled eggs, but as ussual i forgot about them and after an hour i felt a bad smell, i came to the kitchen to realise that the eggs were black , and i burned everything.
it was funny!
2006-07-12 01:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by Leeloo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother came to visit, as she was leaving in her car, her window wound down, waving whilst travelling down hill, I walked at the side of her saying our goodbyes, at this point I had to remind her to turn her engine on.....
2006-07-12 01:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by sukimitchell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rode my bicycle into a moving car last night!
that was pretty funny.
2006-07-12 01:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by DEMON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i found and join yahoo answers..
2006-07-12 01:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by angelkiss2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question. do you expect any one will answer!!!!!!!
2006-07-12 01:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by ROSE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋