He promised me so much when I gave my heart and soul to him. At first, I got all the power he promised me (girls, things), but now he seems to have abandoned me. Is there some other supernatural entity I can make a deal with?
2006-07-12 00:54:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
After reading some answers, I think I'll take my chances with Dagon. I'm certain I'll appreciate the material wealth before I go insane.
2006-07-12 01:35:21 · update #1
In answer to an answer below: no, I did not read all of Priscillacas's answer. I bailed at the point where the bible was used used as evidence (paragraph 3 or something). That's like calling a teddy bear onto the witness stand.
2006-07-12 18:28:51 · update #2
probably he tends to be kind of mean that way
2006-07-12 00:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try Dagon or Cthulhu. One gets you material wealth before you go insane, the other..well...you'll most likely go insane and be devoured before reaping any real reward.
(Dr. Zoidberg voice) Hooray! Someone's paying attention to me! (Zoidberg off)
For the record, if you're planning to sacrifice your body and will to Father Dagon and Mother Hydra, be prepared. You'll have to pack up and move to Innsmouth, and endure lots of stares and outright hostility from the inbred townsfolk, until they finally believe you are sincere in your devotion. You'll then have to take the Oaths, and marry and mate with a fish-lady. It'll be worth it, though. Gold a-plenty, a real sense of purpose, etc.
2006-07-12 08:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anna M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's just hope his followers have deserted him. Turn to God. You don't have to make deals with the Lord. Just love, trust, and believe in Him. He'll NEVER leave you. He's ALWAYS there for you. God Bless.
2006-07-12 08:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by meb2fine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is a joke your not funny, if not then your in trouble. Repent turn to God the Creator before its too late, and this not a joke.
2006-07-12 08:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by tapperlorraine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you can go to hell fool. Satan loves you type of people because he gets the most enjoying sticking it up your... everyday. Repent fool before it is too late.....
2006-07-12 08:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, really man, Satan is an egoist that only cares
for his own a*ss.
He's just a creature like you and me.
2006-07-12 08:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by the_silent_philosopher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-12 07:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bebe1016 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r urself a one, why are u searching for some other supernatural entity
2006-07-12 09:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by catxyz99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the first part yes he has deserted us i saw him yesterday with that god person playing golf and for the second part yes me i am buying at the moment,just be quick about it if you are selling
2006-07-12 08:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jimmy, be honest with us pal, did u actually read the whole answer given by priscillacas?
2006-07-12 11:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan doesn't care about you, he hates everyone. I suggest you you comew to God who really cares about you and would never leave you.
2006-07-12 08:00:22 · answer #11 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋