True or false?

Question

Salma Hayek is never happier then when she's rolling around on her tummy-tum-tum, colouring in the pictures in her Aristocats sketchbook and nibbling on her giant marzipan ball. She then rises, bows to the director and leaves the set.

Answer 1

For in her mind she is so much more than a spoiled pretty little aristocat she is a famous actress, everyone respects her for the fact that she is talented beyond words in her own right, nobody knows anything about her rich father or pompous mother in America she has made it all on her own, that day would come, the day she would run away. (Since I dont know the story I made up my own lol, yes its 'True') honest!!!!! ;)

Answer 2

Only if she has her 'tiger feet' slippers on and gets a raptuous round of applause from a selection of cheeses.

Answer 3

This can only be true except when it's false but even when it's false it must be true as we can all picture what is true even when it's false.

Answer 4

you better have some harmful substance in our body for asking a question like that..if you do, well you are off the hook, if not, seek help

Answer 5

both true and false......are you damon albarn (or however you spell it) ?


She does enjoy the rolling bit but it's actually 101 dalmations if you look closely.

Answer 6

So what? She can still eat crackers (or anything else she wants) in my bed anytime.

Answer 7

plot lost m8

Answer 8

false

Answer 9

false

Answer 10

Great!!