funniest comment will be chosen as best answer (10 pts 4 u!!)?

Answer 1

your name is a portmandeau of mozzarella, and a baby godzilla ( a bibizella)....dunno what I'm saying, I'm bored :P ♠

Answer 2

We now know, little consolation though it may provide, that when the Twerms came, they were fleeing their hereditary enemies, the Mucoids, when they detected Earth on their far-ranging opthalamoscopes. Miraculous linguists, they quickly deciphered the main terrestrial languages and formulated a plan of attack. Perhaps at first they did consider direct attack on such centers of military strategy as the Pentagon, the Kremlin and the Red Fort, but if they did they dismissed such naive concepts with a subtlety that even now after the fact we can ruefully appreciate. They scheduled their attack for four AM on a wet Sunday morning, Greenwich Mean Time. Their attack came swiftly. The weapons they employed were the irresistible itch beam (said to turn staid burghers into instant nudists) the debilitating tumescent aerosol spray, and the psychedelic ray. They sent four ships to Zurich, three to Basel and two to Berne. They also sent what seems to have been a small tugboat to deal with Vaduz. The scanning cameras in their ventral palps were powerful. By breakfast time, they knew the owner of every numbered bank account in Switzerland. Therefore, apart from the sending of several thousand special-delivery letters by the first Monday post, the conquest of Earth was complete.

Answer 3

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Answer 4

Funniest Comment. Now make withe the points! Whaddyamean "it doesn't count"/

Answer 5

Since I have no sense of humor and this is the "jokes" catagory - I'll tell you a joke. Here goes: There was once an old lady who lived next to a stadium - - - - XXXXXXXX, Ups! Ya' forgot to laugh, oh well - there ya' go!

Answer 6

Netter Esel!

why don't you go do something constructive, like, go pick ur nose or somting, or you could just figure out what netter Esel is in english. Es ist auf deustch.

Answer 7

I see u have no life and just want to get rid of your points the best thing to do is go to counselling

Answer 8

I'll tell you my funniest comment only if you promise to give me the ten points. :)

Answer 9

Heaven

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

PS: George I & II went to hell!!!

Answer 10

There once was a boy with glasses . who had 3 or 4 asses , and when he would fart it came straight from the heart . and the **** would came out in masses !

Answer 11

what were we talking about, anyways? well, i like pie. did you know that home made is better than store bought? it is! i am gonna take over the world. i have CHAINSAWS and NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!! i am a CRAZY PHYSCOPATHIC!! YAY!! the meaning of life is 42!!! i know how to count to Q!!! do you wanna know the secret? ok, i'll tell you........86,44,pp,wewe,99,6 6 6 1,123,Q! ~~~~~ hey look! squiglies! YAY!!!