Tell me the dirtiest joke you know but use lots of *s like this. F**k you.
2006-07-11 21:51:23 · 15 answers · asked by Nerdbot 5000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your such an as*!" and she hung up.Suzie asked what *** had meant and her sister sayin"Uh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!". Suzie is delighted to hear a new nice word.
Then,She was walking past the bathroom where her dad was shaving. Her dad had cut himself and yelled "SH*T!" Then turniing around saw little Suzie ask what **** means. Dad, being quite shocked answered"It uhh.. It.. It means shaving cream."
Then, Suzie walked downstairs to help her mom with the dinner turkey. Suzie's dad's boss was coming to dinner tonight.
When Suzie went in the kitchen, her mom accidently cut herself yelled"FU**!". Suzie asked what **** meant and mom replied" it..it..it uummm...it means cut... yeah, cut." Just as mom said that, the doorbell rang and asked Suzie to go and get it.
When Suzie opened the door, her dad's boss was standing there. Boss asked" Well hello young lady! Can I ask where your family is?" Then Suzie said" Well, my sister's upstairs talking to her a*s on the phone, my dad's in the bathroom wiping the shi* off his face and my mom's in the kitchen ******* the turkey!"
2006-07-11 22:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dirtiest joke of all time?
It would have to the "JOKE" with dirt, muck, rotting food and poop smeared all over it's four letters.
That would be a real dirty joke ... if ya ask me!
2006-07-11 22:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by Primrose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats.
2006-07-11 21:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by adphllps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have many of them, But I can't tell as this is not allowed by the yahoo to say those thing in public and I feel you should also avoid that.
2006-07-11 22:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "I'm wwwaaaddd" joke was so funny i almost peed myself. You have to be an EQ addict to get it though.
2006-07-11 21:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you cry?
Cause you walked in on me giving your mom a Danny Glover....
If you dont know what a Danny Glover is then look it up
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=danny+glover
2006-07-11 22:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Brocktoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little boy fell in the mud puddle! Haw! Haw!
2006-07-11 21:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Jimmy Pete 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A drunk man arrives at his house and went to bed with wife.
The man said to his wife, "you bettter gurgle Listerine because your mouth smells like hell".
Wife tells the inebriated man, "its not my mouth that you have torridly kissed". Man said, "Yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...... " and vomitted a lot!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-11 22:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The aristocrats. Look it up. Trust me!
2006-07-11 21:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this in a pub a few years ago.
Q.How do you stop a dog from f**king ur leg?
A.Pick it up & suck its c**k
2006-07-11 22:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by weewoosh2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋