A sadistic drill sergeant runs his platoon of recruits all over the camp in the hot sun with heavy packs on. As they stand there, exhausted, he puts his face right up to one recruit's face and says, " I'll bet you're wishing I would die so you could come and urinate on my grave, aren't you?"
And the recruit says, " No, sir! When I get out of the army I'm never gonna stand in another line again."
lolz enjoy :)
2006-07-11 20:52:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mighty One*Lord* ///\\oo//\\\
for ya :)
2006-07-11 21:10:46 · update #1
haha.... I must be tired... it took me a while to get it... :)
2006-07-11 20:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Preety the funny part is that at the sadists grave there would be a long line of recruits to piss. So our guy doesn't want to get into the line again.
2006-07-11 21:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by aryan b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol guys he doesn't want to stand in line for his turn to piss on the grave! lol iamigloo took me a while im tired too.
A similar one goes, that the sergeant is making the recruit do pushups and a plane flies over head. he says to him, "I'll bet you wish you were on that plane right now!"
"No Sir!" grunts the recruit between pushups. "That plane is landing. I want to be on the one that's leaving!"
2006-07-11 21:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed and laughed - that made my day! Have to say: "That's a good one!" Thanks for the 2 pts! Here's one for you:
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Laughed even harder at that one!!!!!!
2006-07-12 04:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait, so you mean to tell me that there is going to be a line to fill out wal-mart applications for when this guy gets out of the army, is this what you are saying, oh hahahaha i get it, i love wal-mart!!
2006-07-12 01:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thx...a lot of guys hate him if its gonna be a long line.....lmao
2006-07-12 00:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-11 21:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it..rofl
i would be in that line...and i would wait for hours
2006-07-11 20:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...GOTTA LOVE IT , NICE JOKE........LORDES... YOU THE SHIZZNIC.....HELPING THE CLUELESS OUT LIKE THAT....LIKE YOURS TOO
2006-07-11 21:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one.
2006-07-11 20:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by bankster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋