It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
2006-07-11 20:02:17 · 10 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pork
2006-07-11 20:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhm meat? then you make a good dinner or sumthing. yummy smells.
skunks smell pretty bad alive when they are scared. however dead, they could NOT smell which is good. or in my case if it were run over and tossed by the side of the road. WORRRSE! maybe the smell goes away after a loong time. yep... then thats nice.
flowers? make them into potpourri!! well they can smell good alive too but dead you don't get pollen up ur nose. :D
seafood? same concept as meat.
2006-07-11 20:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know the answer to your riddle. But in response to your Header, there once was a lady who had a problem with **gas**. She went to see her gastroenterologist because she was concerned. "Fortunately," she told the doc, "when I break wind, it doesn't make much noise or smell bad, but I'm still worried that it happens so often."
"Here," says the doc, "take these."
"Oh, will they stop the gas?"
"No," says the doc, " They'll clear up your nose and help your hearing. Next appointment we'll work on the gas."
2006-07-11 20:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who honest to the God,Charity to the people and friendly to the world.
2006-07-11 20:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by DUDA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cow - McD beefburgers
Pig - pork chops
Chicken - KFC
2006-07-11 20:20:25 · answer #5 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just read the answers and i think imigloo is correct as always.
I must say he really has a sharp mind.
2006-07-11 20:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by nicegal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to be a good ole fart!
2006-07-11 20:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never smell it like ur describe.
2006-07-11 20:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by veer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he who smelled it, dealt it!
2006-07-11 22:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pig...they say..donno
2006-07-11 20:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋