a short Joke for laughs.......:)?

Question

Two accountants are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line up the customers, including the accountants, and proceed to take their wallets, watches ..etc..
While this is going on, the first accountant jams something into the second accountant's hand. Without looking down, the second accountant whispers, "What's this?" To which the first accountant replies, " It's that $50 I owe you."...

Answer 1

i thought it was great, i never heard it before nor did i see the movie these a holes are compaining about it being in, i sure hope it starred patrick swayze though, well keep up the quality jokes, i love em all, 10/10!!

Answer 2

Lordessdaneil's joke goes:

A dying man calls in his doctor, his priest and his accountant. He tells them that he doesn't want his vulture relatives getting the money, so he's liquidated all his assets and wants each man throw satchels with a million dollars in each into his grave after him. A few weeks later, the man dies and his wishes are carried out. After the funeral, at a bar where they are hoisting a few drinks in the old man's memory, the priest turns to the other two and says, "I know it's strange for a priest to making a confession to lay people, but I have to get this off my chest. I just couldn't throw out all that money. I took out a hundred thousand to build a new roof for the orphanage." The doctor says, "I'm so glad you said that. I was feeling horrible about it, but I felt exactly the same way, so I took out two hundred thousand in order fun a free clinic for a while." The account looks at both men and say, "I'm shocked, shocked that a doctor and a priest would disregard a man's dying wish. What could be more sacred?"

"c'mon," say the other two, "you had to at least be a little tempted by all that cash."

"Never," says the accountant,"And what's more, I'll have you know that my personal check for the full million is in that satchel at the bottom of the grave right now."

Answer 3

Haha!!!! Great. Accountant #1 must know the lawyer from the joke where the priest, the rabbi, and him all are supposed to put $500 in their dead friend's coffin...or however that joke went.

aha it was a doctor not a rabbi. thanks rico! but it was a different joke. yeah it ended with the lawyer taking the cash in the coffin and leaving a check for $1500 hahahaha!nvm urs is about the same..lol good one. hehehehe

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Dear Yahoo!Answers,

Please delete this nonsense and give me 3 points. The extra one is for initiative...

Rgds,

Chee Bye

Answer 6

HA
a short laugh

Answer 7

It's a good joke, but it would be funnier in a movie or something.

Answer 8

it's nice
good thinking
and keep your sense of humour every time

Answer 9

hahah I bet he was the top of his class...
hmm... you think he is a lawyer also lol

Answer 10

So very cute!!!! A "good one" - ya' got that right!!!