analy injected death sentence
you got anny?
2006-07-11 19:31:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another Idiot Disgusts Stupidly
2006-07-11 19:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Aqired Immune Difficency Syndrome
2006-07-11 19:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by punk pirate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Last Redneck Laugh
There was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-07-12 19:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost Insane Dentist Surgery
2006-07-11 19:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by SadSparrow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Interesting Days Still.
2006-07-12 00:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anally inserted Death Sentence...
2006-07-11 21:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Andy.M.R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is the real answer.
A**hole In Deep Sh*t, if you're gay and have AIDS now, if you insist on a jokey answer about an incurable disease.
2006-07-11 19:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL no sense of humor for the others?
how sad.....thats what retarded....if you post a joke in the jokes section...then people that dont like it...bash at it and says thats ....
racists or whatever.
ONE AND FINAL TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS
LIGHTEN UP
ITS THE THE JOKES SECTION!
IF YOUR NOT GONNA TAKE A JOKE
THEN DONT REPLY..SIMPLE AS THAT!
Although In Desire Sanity
i dunno..
i cant remember this other one that i seen somewhere
2006-07-11 21:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acquired immune deficiancy syndrome
2006-07-11 19:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another indigestible dinner served
anocondas in dire straits
absolute insomnia due soon
another insecure death sentence
american indians dont smoke
artificially induced down syndrome
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and I dont smoke
2006-07-11 22:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋