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Whats better than winning a medal at the special olympics?
not being handicapped.
whats the cuban national anthem?
ROW ROW ROW your boat.
2 mexicans sittin a tree one took a crap and then there were 3.
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, shes already been told twice.. (i know thats mean but its only for humor)
How did the handicap cross the road?
he didnt the battery in his wheelchair ran down.....to bad it was electric
there was a japanese,mexican,and a american on a boat, it was sinking so they had to toss stuff off in order to stay a-float
the mexican throw tacos over and says i have to many of those in my country...
the japanese throws rice over and says i have to many of those in my coutnry...
the american throw the mexican over and says i have to many of those in my country.
2006-07-11 18:16:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, cute - "but no cigar" - how about these:
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no i! ntention of driving.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has "pricks" on the outside!
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia a ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
None of these are mine originally - I copied them from Yahoo Answers: "Entertainment & Music" - Jokes and Riddles section.
2006-07-12 07:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does a blond and a screen door have in common? Give up? The more you slam them the looser they get! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? An elephino (pronounced to sound like -hell if I know!) And my all time favorite, what did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved!!He He!
2006-07-16 07:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by dtuckawaygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three men in a rowboat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they manage to smoke...?
They throw one of the cigarettes overboard, and make the rowboat a cigarette lighter!
2006-07-11 18:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me lol
2015-04-28 14:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm....good try?
2006-07-11 18:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, they suck
2006-07-11 18:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋