A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
2006-07-11 18:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheh...that was funny. remember me. IAMIGLOO. yeah. i can't believe you got all those jokes. dang you iamigloo, you always get it. if i ever meet you its goina be IAMIGLOO + IAMSUN = IAMWATER!
2006-07-11 18:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a quickie!!!!?? it took me two hours to read it and don't be fooled by the thing that's says how many minutes ago I answered compared to how many minutes ago you asked it's all a yahoo conspiracy
besides everyone ones the one where you put the dollar in is far more superior and more accurate then those penny ones
2006-07-12 01:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by graywolph82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another funny 1
2006-07-12 01:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man cute joke but when I saw "Quickie" well u know what i was thinking.
2006-07-12 01:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by stephie541 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all...Stephie...bad girl....not that I am complaining or anything and second, Igloo, as usual, you bring alot of laughter into our total answer world ... great joke...ty
2006-07-12 02:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awesome! ohhh a quickie huh? and who's your partner at this moment? hehehehe check ya later â¥
2006-07-12 01:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stand all those people who queue up to get this bullshit...like they really believe that crap!!!! anyway joke's hilarious :D
2006-07-12 01:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When will you finish the joke?
2006-07-12 05:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahhaha ...see what u did! u tricked me!! u are so busted..lolz thx for the laughs tho' i just smiled i didn't laugh..
2006-07-12 01:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time, she got on one of those talk-your-weight scales, and it said, "One at a time, please!"
2006-07-12 01:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋