Three, but they're really one. so funny...
2006-07-11 17:48:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is so ignorant and unfunny. Christians believe in God's presence in theTrinity but that does not make Christians into the Trinity. And you only need one person to screw in the light bulb, the correct joke should be phrased, " ... to replace a lightbulb"...
And contrary to your overinflated expectation, this is not a reportable Question, even though you have chosen the wrong Category for this lame and ignorant joke.
2006-07-11 17:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they were Baptists they'd have to call a committee meeting to decide if the lightbulb should be replaced and then take nominations to form a committee to find someone qualified to replace the lightbulb
2006-07-12 00:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by tyhollo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny... and also based on a misunderstanding of Christianity...
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In case you might be interested...
I used to be an atheist. Over a period of time however, I grew convinced of the existence of the Christian God, and ultimately committed my life to Christ (e.g., see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/testimony/seek.html ).
Cordially,
John
2006-07-12 01:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a lightbulb. dude duhhhhh
2006-07-12 00:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to quote relevant passages from the Bible.
2006-07-12 00:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
God Bless
At least you know the Holy Trinity
2006-07-12 00:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling there are no light bulbs in heaven!
2006-07-12 00:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, because they think they can already see the light?
2006-07-12 00:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prolly about 5,000,000 because they are so stupid they believe some thing made them and created everything
2006-07-12 00:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by phill281 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Polish people to turn a guy, and that one to hold it while they trun him
DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ORIGINAL-- GOOD!
2006-07-12 00:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋