2006-07-11 17:42:54 · 29 answers · asked by Hammy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I've heard a lot of dumb things but once one of my employees that was late for work told me that the reason he was late is because he accidentally ran over a dog and it's teeth got stuck in his tire and he got a flat. So, he had to wait on someone to come and help him repair his tire which caused him to be extremely late for work. It was however, funny that I knew that his favorite artist was in concert the night before he was scheduled for work.
2006-07-11 18:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by rodaerc06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many things but I don't know about the dumbest.
2006-07-12 00:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by thunderbomb90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prime Minister Chamberlain of Britain returning to England after a meeting with Adolf Hitler, and saying to the British Citizens that there would be "peace in our time".
2006-07-12 00:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jolly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the immortal words of Billy Ray Cyrus, "Myself already knows I'm not OK" (lyrics from Achy Breaky Heart)
2006-07-12 00:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by songbird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to a 2 year study done by the government, inserting dimes under the skin of laborotory rats causes cancer.DUH, now you all know not to go and do that.Thank ye mister government man.You saved my life.
2006-07-12 00:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wuts the Numba fo 911???
ya that would probly be the stupidest thing ive ever heard any1 say.
2006-07-12 00:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by OhLIVeeuh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Spaghetti grow on trees.
(we were watching TV and my non-English speaking uncle and I watched this commercial where people where plucking Pasta off trees and the slogan was "IF Spaghetti grew on trees, we still would have the best". My uncle turns to me and says "Wow. Now I know where Spaghetti come from - I didn't know that. "He was serious. Great person though.)
2006-07-12 01:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was standing in line at Six Flags fright fest, and this girl behind me says "OMG is the moon moving????" And all of her friends agreed with her that the moon was moving. I turned around and said I was studying astronomy and that the moon was in fact moving. (It was the clouds that made it look like it was moving).
2006-07-12 00:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by princessJessica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my parents died three weeks apart the dumbest thing i heard was it was probally for the best
2006-07-12 00:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by wvgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Jen.
Pretty much anything that comes out of Bush's inarticulate mouth.
2006-07-12 00:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋