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How do you outrun a croc?

2006-07-11 17:13:49 · 8 answers · asked by Texas Cowboy 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

No one has the correct answer yet! Come on, I learned this down under!

2006-07-11 17:50:19 · update #1

8 answers

run zig zag and yell at the top of your lungs....STEVE WHERE ARE YOU...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-11 17:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by scttcap 2 · 15 5

im from australia, and when you finish your searchto find a croc its going to be enar impossible to outrun him, but its not much of a problem cos its not as oif they just wonder the streets

2006-07-12 00:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by ange 1 · 0 0

you don't or you could jump on the back of a kangaroo and get a lift to the nearest island. sorry only joking they are too quick to run from
well i live in the land of oz and i have never heard this joke before can you send the answer now please or i'll have to go and outrun one and let u know what works!

2006-07-12 00:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0 0

u dnt croc's dnt run they crawl real fast?
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2006-07-12 01:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by *~*♥wateva♥*~* 2 · 0 0

Ummm, Well i haven't actually ever had too, and i hope that i never do...

2006-07-12 00:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try it in a car... works everytime

2006-07-12 00:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

I give up, you tell me.

2006-07-12 22:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Hi : 2 · 0 0

..........by waking up from your dream!

2006-07-12 05:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

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