A construction worker goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then
says, "Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the
doctor whacks him on the *** with a baseball bat,
and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I
feel great. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
2006-07-11 17:06:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny.... keep them up sweetie!
2006-07-11 18:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what are cement bags, god you are sooo not funny, i could not laugh at you all day, man, you should have said stop wiping with stolen $50 bills, then i would have laughed, MY GOD!!
2006-07-12 01:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe that was funny as all hell check ya later ♥
2006-07-11 18:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-11 17:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nihilist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!! it happens often to builders...it is called cementitass....
2006-07-12 08:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...not funny
2006-07-11 17:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
2006-07-11 17:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by I like... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... silly
2006-07-11 17:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-11 17:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Leslie Loves Tommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋