Two lawyers went out for a daysail. The boat was
holed and they ended up in the liferaft. After
many days of drifting about a group of barren
islands they drifted past an island with a sandy
beach and a beautiful naked woman sunning
herself.
One attorney said 'Lets paddle over to that
island and screw her.'
The other replied 'outta what?'
2006-07-11 17:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUTTA HER MIND!!!!!
2006-07-11 20:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA not bad, not bad at all
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
ok not much better but i had to try
2006-07-12 01:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, its cool, everyone knows there are three things at the bottom of the ocean. Sharks, Lawyers, and Used Car Salesmen.
2006-07-12 00:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by I tell it like it is 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i just told this joke it had the same punchline but a different scenario
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlgJd_dUnKZ1sP_l.DxouRTsy6IX?qid=20060709020000AAcVZSv
check ya later â¥
2006-07-12 01:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT !!!
Do you know what you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in cement????
NOT ENOUGH CEMENT !
2006-07-12 00:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-07-12 00:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"All lawyer jokes are real except one."
2006-07-12 00:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... ahh... lawyer jokes
2006-07-12 00:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2006-07-12 00:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by mom_of_4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
2006-07-12 00:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by supercutebubblegum12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋