A blonde calls the fire department and yelled,
"Help me, help me, my house is on fire."
The chief replied, "Ok, how do we get there?"
The blonde says, "Duh, the red truck!"
2006-07-11 16:56:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha oohhhh haha
2006-07-11 18:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by tybardy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah that's ok! here's a few:
how did the blonde get hurt by raking leaves?
she fell out of the tree!!
it is said that there is a magical bathroom in a bar somewhere in the world.....so mystical, huh? lol. in this magical bathroom, there is a mirror. if you speak the truth to it, then you get a wish! but if you lie, then ~~POOF!~~ you are whisked out of this world and are never to be seen again. so here's a story about this magical mirror.....one day a brunette walks in, scraggly hair, clothes full of holes and dirt, and she says to the mirror "I am the most attractive woman in the world!" and ~~POOF~~ she's gone. a redhead walks in, 150 pounds overweight. she says to the mirror "I am the skinniest woman in the world!" and ~~POOF~~ she's gone also! Then, of course, a blonde now walks in and states to the mirror "I think......" ~~POOF~~ she's gone!!! LOL
here's another one:
a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. she says to her mother "Mommy mommy guess what? We were doing counting today and the rest of the class could only count to 6 but I could count to 10! See? 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!!!!"
her mother says "very good, dear"
the blonde asks "is it because I'm blonde?"
and the mother replies "yes, it's because you're blonde"
so the next day, the girl comes skipping home from school, excited again. she says "mommy mommy! guess what? in class we did our ABCs, and the rest of the class could only go to D, but I could go all the way to J! See? A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J!!"
her mother says "very good, dear"
the blonde asks "is it because I'm blonde?"
and the mother replies "yes, it's because you're blonde"
the next day, the blonde comes skipping home from school, and today at school they had their halloween party. she says "mommy mommy! guess what! we were changing into our costumes and all of the other girls were flat, but i had THESE!" and she pulls up her shirt to reveal a pair of 36Ds.
the blonde asks "is it because I'm blonde?"
the mother says "NO, it's because you're 22 and in the first grade!!"
LOL!! hope you liked these!
~*Toodles!*~
2006-07-12 00:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe my dad told me that one when i was little hehehehehe that is also another joke i told everyone...then it got to the point where they were ready to lock me in a box and throw me to the bottom of the ocean lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-12 00:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny one.
2006-07-12 00:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by vicksta1984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? they don't use the big red truck anymore? lol
2006-07-11 23:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-12 00:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by I tell it like it is 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.....like the boy on the simpsons!!!!!
2006-07-11 23:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-11 23:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
errr
2006-07-12 16:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by MARIA G. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!
2006-07-12 00:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by supercutebubblegum12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋