Last month I got a vision just like St. Paul. Jesus came to my house.
I talked with him. Last week I was filled with HOLY SPIRIT.
Inspired by God I am writing some Letters or Epistles and some others.
Eight of them are already finished.
(1) Italians
(2) Germans
(3) Russians
(4)Americans
(5)Lesbians
(6) 1 Joe Hogan
(7) 2 Joe Hogan
(8) Tim Horton
2006-07-11 16:39:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First few lines from Americans:
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1:1 Chutiamodon, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle,got some vision from God.
1:2 which he promised before through his prophets in the holy Scriptures,
1:3 concerning his Son, who was born of the seed of nothing but miraculous conception according to the flesh,
1:4 who was made to be the Son of God with power and spiritus, according to the Spirit of very much holy, by the resurrection from the dead, Jesus Christ our Lord,
1:5 through whom I received grace and apostleship, for obedience of faith among all the nations, for his name's sake;
1:6 among whom you are also called to belong to Jesus Christ;
1:7 to all who are in Amrica, beloved of God
and Bush, called to be Protestants mainly: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
2006-07-11 16:42:09 · update #1
answer to Chris K:
so much is added and taken away from the Bible--do you know that?
2006-07-11 16:51:13 · update #2
Is your name Steve? Sorry inside joke.
Other than that....excellent post....I love it...and I can't wait to read your version. :)
2006-07-11 17:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Tim Horton Chapter 8 -
And the Canadians began to grumble against the LORD, saying, "If only we had stayed in Toronto! There we had all the breakfast pastries we could eat, but here in this vast tundra, we are doomed to starve to death."
And the LORD said, "Yea verily, let us rain down doughnut holes from heaven for these Canadians, that they might know that I am their God and they are my people."
And so the next morning the Canadians awoke to find the ground covered in powdered-sugar and glazed confections, and collected and ate their fill. And God saw that it was good.
2006-07-12 01:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by jimbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, i'm pretty sure the bible says if you add or take away from the bible, you are committing a sin. so good luck with that.... You know, whenever you hear from god or have a vision, you should check to make sure it lines up with the word of God. Cuz I've heard serial killers have said the same thing as you... "God told me to kill those people" etc.
2006-07-11 23:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Chris K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sympathies!!
Much Love!!
2006-07-11 23:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Galatians 1:8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
2006-07-11 23:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by Juliart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a true Christian if you think you can re-write chapters of the Bible. The Bible cannot be changed, no matter what you have dreams of.
2006-07-11 23:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by jbean4jc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Protestants? So the rest of us are out of the loop?
2006-07-11 23:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't hallucinations wonderful?
2006-07-11 23:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice biting subtleties.
Bit jaded?
2006-07-11 23:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u must have a LOT of time on your hands.
2006-07-11 23:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋