MARRIAGE I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an "ad" in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel! Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!"
2006-07-11 16:33:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was there even a remote chance of a question here, or did you just want to tell those (tired) jokes?
I hope this is just your sense of humor and not total misogyny
2006-07-11 18:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And for all that, it matters not what you tell people, they STILL have to try it out for themselves. then, a month later, when the next poor fool is going round all gooey eyed and saying "No, but this is the REAL DEAL, I KNOW it will be different for us", the last one is reeling out all the stuff you told them only a few short weeks before, when it was they who was the gooey eyed one.
the sad reality of the battle of the sexes eh?
2006-07-11 17:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by The Lone Gunman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
understand, staying power and know-how! that's a necessity from both and in no way imagine 50/50. often times even as that individual is down, it will be 70/30 etc.. imagine of it as a crew and also you may be superb. good success.
2016-11-01 21:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, it's like Les Dawson has returned from the grave! But yes, marriage is stupid, and we all know it it. Sadly, that won't stop most of us from doing it at some point!
2006-07-11 16:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by John K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are great yes im a chick but never been a wife but i know my boyfriends ex witch was and still is costly,and a witch to put nicely
2006-07-11 17:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well when I got married to miss RIGHT
I now wish it had been like this aswer
Dead right
2006-07-17 12:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Quite a few old ones in there, but it was still okay.
2006-07-11 16:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by Demolition 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still prefer marriage, just as any good religion would prescribe.
2006-07-11 22:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm always in the sh*t with my wife, it's only the depth that varies.
2006-07-11 17:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by mad john 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats good but not showing my hubby lol
2006-07-12 05:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by alison t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋