2006-07-11 16:20:14 · 20 answers · asked by Nic d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there is a guy who understands women and when they let him out of his straight jacket and padded cell in his maximum security mental hospital he is going to tell the world the answer to this age old question
2006-07-11 17:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by omnigomni 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lets be honest about this. what self respecting member of the male species has any interest in how the female mind works and as for understanding the fairer sex i suggest you take a look at any wildlife video. the males rule the roost and if the female doesn't keep him happy he will quite quickly drop her in the pecking order on the female hierarchy. here endith the lesson
2006-07-12 08:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by michaelnangle2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Nic!
we're pretty intuitive and sensitive as well so that we can guess most things men do (Even though we're not with them at the time) as we expect men to understand our needs without having to word them all the time. We like them to show us they're as romantic as we want them to be and know istinctively what we want, when we want it and where we want it. When we ask men to do something we mean NOW not in a few minutes or the next day. We believe it is our right to have things done there and then, although and usually ... They should have been done yesterday (Had men heard us first time) We are pretty patient if we do not like to wait. We are also extremely resilient, have had to be since someone abolished the Amazons! We make ourselves understood when we want to be if we prefer it when men find us enigmatic as we are very private creatures, love our independence if we hate it when men treat us as they would their best mate! We deserve better you! We are women you see!
2006-07-11 23:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) the female mind is irational
2) a woman is always rite
3) no mater how hard you try to prove your self a woman has already made up he mind
4) all of you monny is not enoug
5) no mater how many facts you can finde to prove your side of an argument your still wrong
6) geting laid depends on your ability to falow rules 1 - 5
2006-07-12 02:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.... But if you do find the answer you will have the opportunity to become a rich man. I know lots of guys that would pay to be able to figure women out.
2006-07-11 23:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by pntrdave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The female mind doesn't work. And there is no fair in sex!
2006-07-11 23:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out and drop some really good acid . then run headfirst into a wall , you might just think like a woman for a few seconds
2006-07-12 05:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by Paul G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to understand the female mind it needs to go into a transition
1st stage it needs logic
2 nd stage it needs to grow a set of cojones
2006-07-12 00:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by papa j gates 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give up, you don't have a chance. As soon as you think you've got a woman figured out ever thing changes, and your back to square one
2006-07-11 23:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by computer illiterate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was a mouse on a wheel because of the way thay talk in cirles round and around
2006-07-12 06:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋