A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why DO you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he couldn’t communicate with me."
2006-07-11 16:17:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for keeping me amused this morning
2006-07-11 16:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by gaulde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny roflmao ty for the points lol
2006-07-11 23:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by captainfredbob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kwl joke best iv heard all day to be honest well done ;)
2006-07-18 11:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one nice morning laff
2006-07-12 03:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by surfergirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably a blond
2006-07-11 23:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nic d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-07-17 12:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by SHAWESTO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.. real nice... humorous thank you.. ---i applaud---
probably was a blond....lol
2006-07-11 23:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one before.....good one
2006-07-11 23:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please Judge, grant the poor man his dying wish.
2006-07-12 06:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... off with her head!
2006-07-11 23:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Thanks! Will share this with my fiance
2006-07-11 23:31:21 · answer #11 · answered by Julie H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋