Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior
is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door, and a man enters. "Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
2006-07-11 16:06:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's so funny! first smile of the day thank u! will have to try and remember that one.
2006-07-11 16:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by blondebirdcrazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that made them black & white 7 red all over - or they would have been if they'd have had their habits on!
2006-07-17 01:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will paint my face red!
2006-07-11 23:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average joke...
2006-07-11 16:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but funny, bit like my nan
2006-07-11 20:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it
2006-07-19 00:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-07-11 16:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Nic d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a lil laugh
2006-07-18 11:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by helen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- that was funny :P
2006-07-11 16:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-11 16:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by Julie H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋