I need a prank for...?

Question

okay i was at my friends house and she thought it would be funny to put plastic wrap on the toilet seat and vaseline...yea well it wasnt pretty and i was mad!! so i need some good pranks that i could do to her...in a public place...at home...wherever...she thinks i am going to get her back by putting plastic wrap on the toilet seat so she basically checks everytime...but im not...so any good pranks?? the one i use will get the 10 points!!

Answer 1

fill her medicine cabinet with reese's pieces.

do you know the eggs trick. slant a plate on the edge of a cabinet. prop it up at an angle on some other plates. close the cabinet door. open the oopsite cabinet door next to it and then put 3 or 4 eggs on the plate so they will fall out when she goes for a glass.

put soap in her windshield wiper fluid.

put hole puncher paper in her car AC.

Answer 2

I think the prank in itself is just watching her freak out, because she keeps thinking that you are going to do something to her. But if you want a good one:
First disconnect the flusher in the toilet, then put some really, really (and I mean really!!!) hot sauce in her food. Hopefully she'll get really bad diarrhea, and go to the toilet, then when she figures out that she can't flush, hopefully she'll be really embarrassed! Make sure to have a huge party or her boyfriend over (if she has one) at the time.
Since she keeps checking the toilet seat for the plastic wrap and Vaseline, and she still doesn't see that you are putting any on there, she'll be relieved to see that you aren't getting back at her. But if you do what I said above, she'll realize that 2 can play at that game.

Answer 3

Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles.

Or, remove the cap from the bottle and place the whole bottle upside down in the tank so that the contents will empty out and the bubbles will linger over repeated flushes.

if she has a party:

Take a container of lice powder and open it up.

Leave the container in the bathroom when nobody is looking so it looks like someone just used it.

Eventually people will start to wonder which person has the lice. This prank can really throw people into a panic.

Answer 4

I don't know if this is safe, but put gasoline in her toilet bowl and put a match in there right before she's about to go. In fact, make sure you give her a strong laxative beforehand so she is forced to go. Then when she's panicking about the fire dump water on her from behind and make sure it hits the toilet fire. Actually, maybe the toilet fire isn't a good idea. Still, you might want to consider that.
Also, buy some ski-masks (the one robbers wear). Distribute them to some of your neighbor friends before she visits your house. Then, when she comes to your house, make them corner her and ask for her money. Let them shove her around. In fact, tell them not to leave unless they get some of her money. That would be nice, but cruel. I don't think you want to break a law or anything, but don't be too soft. That's what pranks are all about.
Oh, another suggestion is to make an automated message with your computer's text-to-speech system. Make it a ransom call for someone she cares about, such as a son or mother. Call her, play this, and hang up. Then make sure to call her with your own voice afterwards so she doesn't call police. Laugh at her foolishness.

Answer 5

Most of the pranks listed are cruel and dangerous- go to the local magic store and pick something up safe. (Like a bug in a plastic ice cube or a dribble glass) Or do nothing at all- she will be waiting and waiting for retribution that never comes- always look like you are up to something- she can suffer for a long time that way- then when it is finally all over and she really believes you will never do anything, plastic wrap her toilet seat.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Keep the prank in the bathroom.

- You can hide all the toilet paper (she won't notice if she's busy checking the toilet). Or wet the whole roll of paper with water or vasoline.
- Empty her shampoo into a ziplock plastic baggy, refill it with a cheap liquid dishsoap and empty out the conditioner. Her hair will look/feel like straw.

Since she's a friend, don't embarass her in public.

Answer 8

The next time she has a party if you can get in her place while she is sleeping the night before pour some green food coloring onto her hair. Before the first guest arrives put a big pile of dog poop in front of her door. At the start of the party leave some preparation H with the cap removed in the living room where it will be noticed (the guests might think she uses it in that room, and leave an opened tube of fungus cream one the sink counter. She will never forget that party.

Answer 9

Take the same idea to her car. Get some mayonaise and slather under her door handles so she can't get in. Get some industrial size plastic wrap and wrap up her car over and over until you use the whole role. oh, and if you can get in her car before you wrap it put some dog pee on her seat for good measure. lol

Answer 10

I house sat for a girlfriend , when she got back I had filled her bathtub half full of water and bought a bunch of goldfish at the pet store and let them swim to their hearts' content. She was surprised.

I put a pile of kidney beans in my sister's bed the evening of her wedding. They were not canned, they were the kind you buy in a plastic bag. (She did not go on a honeymoon.) I also set their alarm to go off at six o'clock in the morning.

Friends of mine would come over and her husband would always go into my cupboard and set my timer to go off in sixty minutes just before they left....I would fall for it every time.
You could put the vaseline on the door knob!
lift off the back of the toilet tank and unhook the lever to drain the toilet.