Tell me the a funny poem and win 10 points!!!?

Answer 1

ZOOOOOOO!!!!

Roses are red, Violents are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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HEART ATTACK !!

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack .

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," send me your mother"

Answer 2

How well do I remember
It was in the late November
I was walking down the street so full of pride
My heart was all a flutter as I fell into the gutter
And a pig came there and laid down by my side.

As I lay there in the gutter too drunk to even mutter
A lady passing by was heard to say
'One can tell a brute who boozes by the company that he chooses'
Hearing that the pig got up and walked away

Answer 3

There's a limerick by W.H. Auden:

As the critics have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young.
And the rolling-in money,
and the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.

Answer 4

i was feeling angry that i didnt have welfare..
intill i saw christopher reeves in a wheelchair.
its sad.. seems like noone cares...
intill they seen christopher's worst enemy-----the stairs...

my head hurts i want to take an aspirin.
people say it's impossible to see michael jackson in ASPEN (colorado where it snows)
im constipated and here i moan and scream
nothing is scarier than MICHAEL JACKSON luring children by ice cream.

i long fear to touch E.T's finger..
but here i wait and let the teletubbies linger.
you never hear the teletubbies cussing..
you also never here michael jackson and the children fussing

but here i go and you all think its forgotton....
as i stay here.. and laugh at the black's picking cotton

(sorry for that last comment.. had to rhyme)

dont take it personal... i dont mean no harm..

Answer 5

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

Answer 6

There once was a man from Japan,
Whose poetry just wouldn't scan,
When asked why,
It was his reply,
"Because I always try to fit as many words on to the very last line as I ever possibly can!"

Answer 7

One of my favorite classic limericsk:

There was a young lady of Exeter
So pretty, that men craned their necks at her.
(One went so far
As to wave, from his car,
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her!)

Answer 8

im good with a rhime , i do all the time , give me 10 points , and then ul be mine

Answer 9

here i sit
all broken hearted
come to shitt
and only farted

Answer 10

i have a joke...

I wish my grass was emo.. then it would cut itself!