2006-07-11 15:22:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
I'd make up a new imaginary friends that can overtake the others and wipe them out of my mind. Then live happily ever after in my delusions.
Insanity is the only weapon in the war against reality, my friend.
2006-07-11 15:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by running2adream 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Negative attention, even from an imaginary friend, is better than none at all.
You could create a new imaginary friend to kick the old one's ***.
The next step is to upgrade your friends. Try stuffed animals. If they don't like you then, I am sorry to say, no one will.
Stuffed animals make great friends and pets. They don't eat, complain or poop. Mine has learned two tricks already. She can sit up in a chair and hold me at night. (it could kick your imaginary friend's *** too...)
2006-07-11 22:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Plasmapuppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them all over for a "going away" party. Thank them all for being in your "life", and tell each how much they have meant to you. Then announce that you have decided to leave "town" and will miss them all. (Let them feel the guilt of not liking you anymore!) Let them know how much better your life is going to be without them (rub it in for turning on you!). Consider even "winning the lottery". After saying the goodbyes, "pack your bags" for the trip to your new "life". Then be sure to set your alarm for that early morning "flight". Once there, find that "job" you always wanted, take the "classes" you always wanted to attend or live in that penthouse apartment or that mansion on the hill. It's up to you!
Just one note of caution: If you do win the "lottery" be careful that the new "friends" you make are true blue and not just after your "money!"
2006-07-11 23:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by beth81962 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy an imaginary pistol with imaginary money and blast their imaginary heads off.
2006-07-12 18:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to ditch them
and
get new imaginary friends! âº
2006-07-11 23:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait till he is asleep and you and ypur new imaginary friend tie the old one up and throw him in the river.
2006-07-11 22:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and make some real friends
2006-07-11 22:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by stinkybeardedclams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start drinking and make up some new ones? I don't know! But if I see your old one, ya want me to kick their ***??
2006-07-11 22:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treat them for lunch or a movie.
2006-07-12 17:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by kegolfball 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about read a book and get a life
2006-07-11 22:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋