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I really want to hear one towards me...

2006-07-11 15:21:34 · 21 answers · asked by pshh =] 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

OK...these arn't even insults... i guess no one on here is mean....

2006-07-11 15:40:09 · update #1

21 answers

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted.

You're the only person I know that could fu ck up a wet dream.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2006-07-11 16:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Starry 4 · 19 7

Marxist

2006-07-11 22:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are so fat when you place your order at McDonald's it sounds like a phone number -a 4, 5, 1, ......

2006-07-11 22:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by catzrme 5 · 0 0

You look like the northern end of a southbound horse!

2006-07-11 23:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Paul H 2 · 0 0

never ever insult anybody it'll come back to you.

remmeber newtons 3rd law?

every action has a reaction?

2006-07-11 22:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0 0

You are a bleeding cancer on the a$$hole of the Universe.

2006-07-11 23:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 0 0

Sorry I cant do that.Why would you want someone to say meen things to you?God loves you and bless you.

2006-07-11 22:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

2006-07-11 22:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are the one that your daddy should've shot on your momma's back.

2006-07-11 22:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by froggy girl 2 · 0 0

u better respect me, i was almost your daddy but the line was a little too long.

2006-07-11 22:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by pntyrmvr3 1 · 0 0

I would tell you a joke that would knock your tit* off...but looking at you I can see you have already heard it...LOL

2006-07-11 22:37:29 · answer #11 · answered by im cool 2 · 0 0

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