I'm thinking yes.
(PS- Did you hear?!?!!? I'm pregnant with the second Jesus! ]Look at my other questions!] Lols I'm lyek thuper exsited!!11!)
2006-07-11 15:20:57 · 26 answers · asked by Bright Eyes 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm thinking yes.
(PS- Did you hear?!?!!? I'm pregnant with the second Jesus! [Look at my other questions!] Lols I'm lyek thuper exsited!!11!)
2006-07-11 15:21:36 · update #1
your tho thilly
who told you to write this?
2006-07-12 01:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever read in the Bible, in Revelation, about the Holy City, the New Jerusalem that will someday come out of Heaven, after all those who are to be thrown into the lake of fire have been put there...?
It's 2200 kilometers, wide, high and deep. And it's made of gold.
What do you think Jesus cares, about a few piddling little trillions?
2006-07-11 22:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about, would the Pope ever allow Jesus to actually take the popes power away? Jesus is more holier than the Pope so wouldn't the Pope be pushed down a couple pegs? The Popes in the past have always enjoyed their power over people preaching about god and christ, but now that christ would be alive doing the preaching how would the Pope feel?
2006-07-11 22:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't realize you were nuts when I first read your question, but I'll answer anyway. I think that when Jesus comes back--and He will--He would have the right to, but since Jesus was basically God in human form, the excellence of His being would prevent him from doing something that selfish. Besides, what would Jesus need money for?
2006-07-11 22:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by ak47_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What use has Jesus for money?
Did you ever hear about the guy that died and insisted that he take a bag of gold that he collected with him when he died. Absolutely refused to die without it. So God shrugged and said okay and when he got to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked him what was in the bag, so he shows him. St. Peter asked him "of all the things you could have brought, you brought road paving material?"
lol
2006-07-11 22:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't need money for one, and have you ever seen a UHaul behind a Hurst? Nope! So that just to show when you die where ever it is that your going (HEAVEN or HELL) money's not involved! I'd be extremely scared to joke about Jesus since he can actually send you to Hell and I do believe he even told us what it would sound like to be rejected, it sounds something like this " Depart from me I never knew you!" and I wouldn't Lols about that!!
2006-07-11 22:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by girlie girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, Could you see him look at the people that wear crosses around their necks . He would think that they worship what he died on ! Oh I think he would want to cash in on the money cause he lived off Mary Magdalene and rich women so he could walk the Earth and preach.
2006-07-11 22:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No He Didn't Believe In Tithes Like That He Would Be Pissed Off At How It Was Abused
PS
Congratulation's
NOT
2006-07-11 22:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answered your other question and I think the Bible says that whenever Jesus returns he's going to have a field day on our corpses by bringing with him rain of fire and then mountains will plummet into the world's oceans turning them red and alien locusts will prick us with their barbed tails until they get tired and die.
2006-07-11 22:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but he should. Could you see the churches of the world suddenly broke, let mohamad come back as well and do the same. Remember religon is just something to control the people with, faith in your beliefs is what you should have
2006-07-11 22:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by elvenlike13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and start with "Jesus Jones", who won the Grammy for best new band in 1990.
2006-07-11 22:22:59 · answer #11 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋