Because this guy is a PERFECT example of what happens when you combine creationist folly with actual science.
Hilarious!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49180
2006-07-11 13:20:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Shush Daniel! Let them figgure it out...
2006-07-11 13:30:25 · update #1
I read the onion weekly. It's the only "true" press out there. If Christians were "real " Christians they would take heed in the onions spiritual messages. It completely correlates with the bible in realism.
2006-07-11 13:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Presumably everyone recognizes that The Onion is a parody zine and the articles have no basis in reality.
2006-07-11 20:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the onion. Always loved those strange stories, usually quite humorous.
2006-07-12 11:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Shadar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll prove that the boiling point of water is actually 547 degrees Fahrenheit." says enough.
2006-07-11 20:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋