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Is he the greatest douche bag in the universe?

2006-07-11 13:12:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

His power doesn't come from Satan it comes from Bulls--t! He picks on vulnerable people.

2006-07-11 13:22:35 · update #1

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If 10 is the greatest then about an 8. You have to be really stupid to believe that he has powers though. And yes he is the biggest douche in the Universe, in fact he actually beat a giant douche for that title.

2006-07-11 13:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by tisbedashit 3 · 3 0

I did not know psychic was another word for the product that comes out of the narrow rear end a bull after it digests food.

By the way, you forgot to put a 0 on your scale.. because without it, the most correct anwer would be one, therefore indicating he might have some type of ability.

2006-07-11 14:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by Gabriel M 4 · 0 0

Extremely gullible equaling 10+ and yes he most certainly is among the greatest of douche bags as you so humbly put it.

2006-07-11 13:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He cannot possibly communicate with the dead, since the dead are lifeless and incapable of carrying out even the smallest thought.

Ecclesiastes 9:5-10 “For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all... Also, their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished, and they... All that your hand finds to do, do with your very power, for there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in She´ol, the place to which you are going.”

However, he could very well be communicating with demons, and demons like to pretend they are someone's dead loved one.

2 Corinthians 11:13-15 “For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for Satan himself keeps transforming himself into an angel of light. It is therefore nothing great if his ministers also keep transforming themselves into ministers of righteousness. But their end shall be according to their works.”

2006-07-11 13:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortunately for you John Edwards is not a fake. He can communicate with the dead. And I don't know why that should bother you. If you believe in life after death then there are beings(souls) there who would like to let their loved ones know that it is okay after you die. You do live on. That should be some comfort to you God fearing , Bible reading people. Jesus was right!! There is life after earthly death. So I would be careful who I dis, God is the source of John's power,

2006-07-11 13:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 1 1

As a matter of fact, he is the greatest douchebag in the Universe. He actually won an award for it. Really. It's true.

2006-07-11 13:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by Skeptimystic 3 · 0 0

I don't think you could describe it as gullible. I think most people that believe it do so because they really, really want to. I think deep down they know its not realy but they want to be able to talk to their loved ones again, so if it sounds good they'll accept it.

2006-07-11 13:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 3 · 0 0

I think he has some psychic ability and it ALL comes from Satan!!

2006-07-11 13:17:26 · answer #8 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0 0

oh gosh its up there. very last summer time my chum made me confident that jewish human beings dont have sex and that i assumed her! haha. i'm 16 also, thats why its badd. and my boyfriend made me belive he became contained in the wellness middle with a damaged leg (we were meant to loaf round that evening) so i have been given all mad and hes like babe im purely kidding, come over , hahah i became so mad.

2016-11-06 05:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

he has it my friend, 4 friends went to him, out of 800 some odd people, he chose my friends ann marie, he told her of a man killing himself, not just that but killing himself in front of her, how did he know this? he is not only real, but tasty too

2006-07-11 13:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by helper 6 · 0 0

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