i am a 95 yr old man and i want to marry a 98yr o;d woman.my mom says that she is to old for me ,and i am to young to settle down.my gran says that she does not think that my future wife is a virgin ,and i should wait till i meet a virgin, what should i do
2006-07-11 12:45:19 · 11 answers · asked by jagtic 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Why isn't this in "Jokes & Riddles"? - oh, sorry - are you hoping some Neanderthal is going to take this seriously and offer advice?????????
I'm glad I answered this as I can now watch to see just how stOOpid some answerers really are - titter-giggle.
NOW I know why this Q is here.......
Thanks for posting......can't wait to see the replies...chortle........
and ask Atheist why your mum can't be called Alice!
2006-07-11 12:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it seems your too immature to make such an important decision.
if i were you I'd get away from all three women and play the field a bit until i felt i was ready for such an important step. but that's just me and you may be the sort of man who wants a wife who will be a mother figure hence marrying the older woman. go on break away now or you'll regret it in years to come. i know i was a bit apprehensive at first but when i finally took the plunge and fended for myself i felt 60 years younger. and i made up for lost time.Ii've just met an 89 year old who wants me to settle down with her but i'm going to wait till next year when the crack will be ninety. good luck to you whatever you decide to do.
2006-07-11 20:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by michaelnangle2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl that makes wierdly no sense, if your 95 how is your mum alice, and if your 95 how are you too young to settle down? and how is your gran alive??
2006-07-11 19:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i dont think u guys r really that age and i know im right.. but i f u truly love this girl and she truly loves you than u should get married but dont get maried before 17 unless ur goin to stay with her...well bestest luck to u guys!!
2006-07-11 20:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by lipstick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life?
2006-07-11 20:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the drugs first.
2006-07-11 19:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by DelK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez. How old are yur Mom and your Gran????? LOL
2006-07-11 19:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop lying.
2006-07-11 19:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Mexxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get stuck in man!
2006-07-11 19:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by arnold 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live a little
2006-07-11 19:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by ldylili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋