2006-07-11 11:28:57 · 37 answers · asked by noestoli 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My divine sperm that spewed fourth from my unverialy sized testes and brought fourth the age of man in a single spurt praise me the holy Chode
2006-07-11 11:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by abramelin_the_wise_mage 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Good question.
But ....
1) I believe that sperm needs something to fertilize; the egg,
2) If the sperm (and egg) came before "god", then from where or what did they originate,
3) Having discovered the origins of the first sperm and egg, logically one must ask what was the origin of the origin of the origin of the origin, ad infinitum.
Best Wishes!
2006-07-11 11:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Specious λ Neurotica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God
2006-07-11 11:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a god, he/she/it must have been here since the big bang or even before that, way before sperm of any kind, at least in our part of the galaxy
2006-07-11 11:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sperm (along with the egg) creates a human being ... God is NOT human ... but spiritual energy ....
2006-07-11 11:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God was always there... and I'll explain how. Time and matter are only laws within our own universe. God originated/resides outside our universe, where there very well may not be anything such as time. Thus, he always existed because there is no passage of time.
2006-07-11 11:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
2006-07-11 11:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First came man. Then man thought up god.
2006-07-11 11:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the person who said: "First came man. Then man thought up God."
2006-07-11 11:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by solange421 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is pure spirit and uncreated. No sperm. And you ripped off the chicken and egg one liner.
2006-07-11 11:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋