Keep the Flying Spaghetti Monster away from me; I still owe that guy money for beer.
2006-07-11 11:34:23
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answer #1
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answered by yossarius 4
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There's a flying Spaghetti monster????!!!!! NO WAY!!!! I'll never be able to sleep again. It might wind up in my closet. Oh wait, is it slimy and red and a giant swirling mass of smelly goo?
AAhh, what a relief, my dog ate that thing the other day. I'm good. Sleep well! The famous Flying Spaghetti monster eating dog has rescued us all and is on the look out for any of it's possible spawns of roaming meatballs.
My Dog never eats Gods! it would be sacriligious. You know GOD/DOG. He's a little confused about the whole mirror iimage thing, plus he's slightly dyslexic. He thinks He might BE God.
2006-07-11 18:41:21
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answer #2
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answered by tyms_up 2
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Actually, yes. We've thought for a very long time that the universe came into existance from a very dense, very hot ball of "stuff". (Creation from the religious, Big Bang from science). Recently, though, we've got a lot more precise on the math, and our understanding of the universe. The amount of positive energy (mass, electromagnetism, etc.) in the universe is exactly equalled by the amount of negative energy (gravity, antimatter, etc.). Doing the math and "rolling back time", we find that our original idea isn't even theoretically possible. When you go back to the beginning, at those types of masses, those types of density, those levels of energy, the forces of the universe "unify". At those levels, the positive and negative energies cancel each other out, leaving.... 0.
The universe did not start from a hot, dense ball of "stuff". It started from absolutely nothing. Zero.
Mathmatically, there is only one solution to the equasion. "The creation event requires a Creator."
2006-07-11 18:36:39
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answer #3
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answered by antirion 5
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Don't be ridiculous. God is *far* less likely than a flying spaghetti monster!
2006-07-11 18:32:15
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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The flying spaghetti monster has no historical book nor followers.
2006-07-11 18:31:43
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answered by ? 3
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I love the whole "Flying Spaghetti Monster" theory, its funny. Much like humor.
-J.
2006-07-11 18:32:21
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answer #6
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answered by Jason 4
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I ate the flying spaghetti monster last night for dinner and God told me "Well done thy good and faithful servant."
2006-07-11 18:46:43
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answer #7
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answered by resilience 6
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Back in college I ate some acid and saw God...never saw the spaghetti thing tho...
2006-07-11 18:31:20
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answered by Anonymous
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flying spaghetti monster...sound reasonable, more than other thing that people believe in.
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2006-07-11 18:35:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Millions of people in the world believe in G-d, so there is probably something to it.
2006-07-11 18:31:13
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answer #10
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answered by Jack 5
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