i said "daddy, where my new toy?" and my dad said "Is at over there son, right next to our Nice Jewish candles." and then i went and open my presant and when i open it, it was hitler, it was him and he was naked and my dad said" my birthday son, you got hitler, the action toy they called it." and he said "hitler,"the action toy", it a toy for jewish boy and girls like you to simply to beat him up as his is naked and look son, you can see hitler real looking big penis over there, go headed, kick it." and i said "WOW, THIS IS FUN, I CAN REALLY HEAR HITLER SCREENING IN PAIN!!, THANKS DAD, HEY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" AND MY DAD SAID "SURE, I HATE THAT BASTERD ANYWAYS!" SO WE RIP HIS PENIS OFF, RIP HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF, AND THEN WE GAVE THE PENIS TO MY MOM BECAUSE SHE LIKE THAT STUFF AND THEN WE DRESS THAT HITLER UP LIKE SANDA CAUSE FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS, SO WE CAN BEAT HIM UP agian and a agian and a agian for years to comE.
2006-07-11 11:25:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES if you don't think is funny than, then GO TO HECK.
2006-07-11 11:29:03 · update #1
its NOT REALLY HITLER, ITS A TOY THAT LOOK LIKE THE REAL DEAD HITLER FROMOVER 60 YEARS AGO.
2006-07-11 11:29:50 · update #2
really funny. can u send one hitler toy to me so i can give it to the prisoners? (i'm not jewish but i hate that guy hitler cos i'm a cop)
2006-07-11 12:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by atticus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, that is funny, you showed that hitler did you. good job man, you should be a comidman and who know, you could make hitler toy's for everyone, for boys,girls,men, and even women because they like penises. you should be a bussiness man too huh>what you say?huh? never mind, you that guy with the glasses are you, thats ok, you still can be in bussiness, i mean look at you.
2006-07-12 10:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by CG G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at this one...
once a boy wanted to take a shower with his dad. so he asked. dad can i take a shower with you?he said OK, but don't look at my limousine(private spot).the next day he wanted to take a bath with mom. so he asked. mom, can i take a shower with u?she said yes, but dont look at my garage(private spot).
later on the boy said 'mom open the garage so dad could put his limozine in'
2006-07-11 19:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious simply funny
2006-07-11 18:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope didnt HEAR a thing sorry!!
2006-07-12 01:26:47 · answer #5 · answered by stephie541 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You typed it weird...But its not really that funny...sorry
2006-07-11 18:48:28 · answer #6 · answered by I â?¥ my doberman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow u should be a comedain
2006-07-11 19:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-07-11 18:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by gggnm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry...not so funny. don't quit your day job.
B
2006-07-11 18:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by adnerb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that supposed to be funny??
2006-07-11 18:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by grizzgoal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋