I was in the bathroom stall at the wal mart restrooms minding my own "pees & q's" when i accidentally peed on the mans feet in the stall next too me. I noticed he was wearing flipflops and had very hairy toes, his big toe was shorter than his index toe. The man burned with rage and tried to come into my stall forcing me to lock it shut and stand on the toilet for 45min to avoid a brutal beating. He was cursing at me and throwing popcorn over the top of the stall at me that he had purchased earlier. Like most 42yr old men I miss the bowl 90% of the time, why couldn't he understand it was an accident ?
2006-07-11 11:11:21 · 17 answers · asked by downclover 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Please, this hairy-toed simian knew the risks going in.
Everyone knows: if you enter a Walmart you'll likely get peed on.
2006-07-11 18:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by automaticmax 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Look, i mean no offense but its really easy to aim. Second he was standing in the stall next to yours right. well that means you wee peeing sideways perfectly becuase unless he was standing on top of the toilet he was trying to pee in it makes it very unlikely.
I believe with the evidence provided you intentionally peed on this other man, in which case even i would have ment you harm. Or you should sit from now on. You have had a penis for 42 years and knew that fact from about 4 years old. You can not make me believe as a man myself that you can piss perfectly sideways when your trying to pee in a toilet. Unless of course you have just had sex, in which case i understand your plight.
My advice, stop peeing on people!
Silence
2006-07-15 22:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by silencedwatcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, mister, I feel sorry for your wife or girlfriend...ithat is, f you have one! Have you ever heard the theory about when you look in a certain direction, you start veering that way when you're driving? Well, it looks like the same principle applies here. What were you doing looking at your next-stall neighbor's hairy toes? Too bad you didn't get the beating ...lol.
2006-07-11 18:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better should meet the bowl better. This is possible if you really want. All the urine around the bowl is simply awful. I can understand that other guy why he had been angry.
Do you miss your own bowl at home as well?? Have you ever cleaned that thing? Do it - and you will never pee over that again!
2006-07-11 18:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by down_under_lover_forever2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did he have popcorn in the restroom?
That, and the fact that he wore flipflops into a public bathroom suggests to me that this was a highly stupid man, who deserves to be peed on.
Well done!
2006-07-19 00:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by epiCure 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I'm a 42 year old man too and I manage to get my pee where its supposed to go. If you can't hit the bowl more than 10% of the time perhaps you should sit to pee.
2006-07-19 01:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by memyselfandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I guess if you pissed on my foot I would be
obligated to kick your butt , I would have waited for
you to come out of that stall then proceed to beat
your sorry head in , Why aren't you using a urinal anyway ?
you could have avoided the whole thing
2006-07-11 18:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...he was eating popcorn in a public bathroom? At Wal Mart? That's just disgusting.
Why were you so fixated with his feet? Sounds to me like you were aiming for them. ;-)
2006-07-11 22:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by ewells1014 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u must've done it on purpose cause if a stall was between the both of u then how could u do it unless u were sharing the same toilet
2006-07-11 18:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by mr sexy 2 u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people get sh*it on all the time. getting peed on makes things even worse. that is a normal reaction for about 100% of male stall goers
2006-07-11 18:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Honestly, I would of done the same thing. I would not of understood either but none the less thats an awesome dinner time story.
2006-07-11 18:16:27 · answer #11 · answered by Eric 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋