They say that when it rains, that's God crying.
They say that when it thunders, that's God bowling.
Doe that mean when a Republican is born, that's God taking a huge dump?
2006-07-11 11:08:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Oh man you almost made me spit coffee on my screen! Well done!
2006-07-11 11:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes and when Ted Kennedy and Diane Feinstein was born God was Puking his guts out.
2006-07-11 18:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the republicans, well, specifically bush, claim to be be god fearing men who read the bible every day?
2006-07-11 18:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Chris K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. He blew a hemorrhoid with Bush
2006-07-11 18:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by lilli b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, on the dummy-craps!
2006-07-11 18:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Linn E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i do not think that is what it means and i believe in god and i really do not think this is funny at all.. but i realise that you must think it is funny...
2006-07-11 18:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont think that is what that means. Funny but hey no the answer is NO...
2006-07-11 18:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by Wildfirentampa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and they are holy s***.
If god is full of life, would you eat his poo?
2006-07-11 18:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a weirdo.
2006-07-11 18:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by musicismyobsession 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god do not crt or bowing simply coz Allah saya about himself:
''SAY (O MUHAMMESD):''HE IS ALLAH,(THE ONE)''''
''ALLAH-US-SAMAD(THE SELF-SUFFICIENT MASTER;WHOWM ALL CREATURES NEDD.HE NIETHER EATS NOT DRINKS)''
''HE BEGETS NOT,NOR WAS BEGOTTEN''
''AND THERE `S NOONE CO-EGUAL OR COMPARABLE UNTO HIM''
2006-07-11 18:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋