Hey just havin a little fun with the pick up lines(i suggest that no guy uses them)
Heard in a bar in St. Paul MN : "Would you like to take a
shower with me?"
Honey, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
My absolute favorite was due to the circumstances and the
result, rather than the line itself. So what do you guys have(women too) ? best ones get 10 points. Holla back
2006-07-11 10:43:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, a guy has asked all of these to me and i'll tell you what i said back.
Q: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
A: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Q: Do you want to go to your place or mine?
A: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Q: So, what do you do for a living because I think that you are so hott that you are a model.
A: I'm a female impersonater.
Q: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
A: Do not enter.
Q: How do you like your eggs in the morning baby?
A: Unfertilized.
Q: *Dang*, your body is like a temple.
A: Sorry, I'm closed today.
Q: I would go to the end of the world for you.
A: But, would you stay there?
Q: If I see you naked, I'll die happy.
A: If I see you naked, I'll die laughing.
2006-07-11 10:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number... can I have yours?
XD Found that one in a Sailormoon DBZ crossover... Trunks tried to hit on Yaten... who is a guy. >.>;;
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell? From Heaven... did it hurt? Cause with that face, you have to be an angel.
From the movie "The Perfect Man".
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Family Guy.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got "Fine" written all over you.
Family Guy.
Are you wearing space pants? (Is your father an astronaut? can be substituted) Cause your butt is outta this world.
My fave one is the first one I wrote.
2006-07-11 17:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have lots of girlfriends but can always use one more (from a surprisingly ugly individual).
My dick is tiny and won't strain your mouth at all when you give me a *******.
Check this out, babe, bet you that asshole can't do it (before leaping into a vat of boiling water at hot springs, then yowling on the way out)
I guarantee you your boyfriend is out cheating on you right now. Why not get back at him?
I used to make porn movies back in college so you've probably seen me naked already? Let me give you the links.
2006-07-11 17:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Alex G 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a nice outfit you're wearing - it would look really good on the floor of my bedroom.
Was your father a thief, did he steal the stars and put them into your eyes?
Are you god?
I hear that this is a good place to meet single women. So are you single?
2006-07-11 17:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK here's the situation. My friends Shay, Sammy, Shelly, & I where just walking around when some guys walks up to us, puts his arm around Shay, and says "I think you droped your card back there,sugar" and then hands she one of thoughs little sugar packs they have on tabels in restaraunts. We all just busted out laughing.
2006-07-11 17:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by yasmin_emiko 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine went to a portly woman and said " you don't sweat much for a fat chick do ya?" I swear to God we were all amazed when she kept talking to him untill he followed it up with "these guys don't like fat chicks, but I like em cause noone else wants them and I know their ******* is tight". That ended the discussion as she stormed out.
2006-07-11 17:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
look at the shirt tag and when the girl gives you a silly look say oh i was looking to see if you were made in heaven :)
was your dad a theif because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
2006-07-11 18:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold that against me?
I reported you to the police because you stole my heart
2006-07-11 17:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok one dude says to another: ''hey i got pulled over last night cause i had 2 armed weapons and a 6 pack"
2006-07-11 17:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God must be crying cause his angel is here.
You must be tired, cause you've been running around in my dreams all night.
That's a beautiful dress. Would love to see how it looks on my night table tomorrow morning
2006-07-11 17:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by metorido 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋