i know its really gay but i wanna know if theres anyone but me who knows this dumbass joke......What did the dear say with no eyes?
2006-07-11 10:19:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have no eye deer...So I went and asked an owl with diarrhea
he said
"hoot gives a sh!# !"
2006-07-11 11:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by boter_99 3 · 19⤊ 7⤋
The correct answer is I'm a no eye deer
2006-07-11 11:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by vernon_j_m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the real question is: how the hell can this deer talk?
and also why are you jokeing about a deer that had an accident and lost his eyes?! i mean its cruel enough that he sustain serious injuries but to joke about it, thats just wrong!!
2006-07-11 10:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The correct answer is I'm a no eye deer
2006-07-11 10:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who turned out the lights?
2006-07-11 10:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by whl04031998 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a dumbass joke and yes i know it
2006-07-11 10:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Peace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh deer
2006-07-11 10:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Santa's Personal Shopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A: I have no eye deer.
2006-07-11 10:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by another 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i feel like a deer with no headlites"
or "oh crap I have no eyes."
2006-07-11 10:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no eye deer.
2006-07-11 11:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can feel you
2006-07-11 10:27:03 · answer #11 · answered by eugene65ca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋