Any thoughts on the TomKat kitten named Suri? Here's mine..?

Question

Obviously, they are not interested in money or else they could have made millions by filming her nine months of pregneancy for cable and calling it " Rosemary's Baby- the remake"

And I think Suri was manufactured in a lab; I think she has a "do not remove except by consumer " tag on her head. This is why the won't allow her to be photographed yet. Her head has to harden completely so that they can pull that tag off.

Or Suri came out black which means Katie was getting it on with the postman...or whomever.

Or maybe Suri is really just a subliminal mesage from Katie to the outside world that she is "sorry" (get it suri = sorry) for getting involved with that gay nutjob. Not that all gays are not jobs...

What do you think....I think I'm onto something.

Answer 1

Ya know... It was reported today that Suri's birth certificate wasn't applied for until 20 days after her birth. Its the hospital's policy to apply for them within 10 days of the birth. THEN- Cruise and Holmes didnt sign the certificate. They supposedly sent a rep to sign for it but the signature is illegible. Make's ya wonder, huh? No one has seen the baby, not even the scientology fruitcakes (btw, if no one hears from me after this, call 911!). I'm thinking Suri is a figment of Tom Cruise's VERY active imagination.

Answer 2

try a search for suri on the web you get some sites about alpaca breeding....hhhuuummm? maybe she's part alpaca.....it's ok though we'll all find out when the mother ship comes back to take us all to phosphatour!!lol.

Answer 3

i think there is a suri i just think they don't want nuts like you to see their beautiful baby girl. i wouldn't they are just protecting her find something else to complain about.

Answer 4

i agree there is no suri all the way!