Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
4. Can you believe it! Those **** heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2006-07-11 09:31:47 · 12 answers · asked by ReD SoX #1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good!!
keep em coming!
2006-07-11 09:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by foxi_brown_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about
hey dude can your spot me a fiver need to pick up some rubbers
would you and the misses like to join us at the swing party
dont ya just hate it when your balls itch
excuse me sir i would like to ask for your daugthers hand for a job later
your daughters a freak man a real freak
so your sara's mom do your nips get as hard as your daughters so.
2006-07-11 16:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good I like them all but you are NEVER allowed to date my daughter (or son for that matter Sara might not always do it for ya)
2006-07-11 17:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn aint he the perfect boyfriend
2006-07-11 16:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 6/10.
2006-07-11 16:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twisted and perverted .. but funny
Did you make those up?
2006-07-11 16:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by baseballfanmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2006-07-11 17:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! this was hilarious! ROTFL
2006-07-11 16:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good question
2006-07-11 16:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by phat18_loves_jesus25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was stupid
2006-07-11 16:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋