I was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day and south of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody.
2006-07-11 09:21:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Most of these answers just go to show that Democrats have no sense of humor.
2006-07-11 09:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Typical Republican, a massive expense of time and effort and no one but you gets any benefit out of it!
Really, its just far too much input for such a really small punchline, you need to cut the joke in half. Pretend you are a republican and not a conservative (ha-ha)!
2006-07-11 16:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by sdvwallingford 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could switch Democrat and Republican and make the other half of the people laugh.
2006-07-11 16:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Blunt Honesty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shows you Democrats are red blooded Americans, and perfectly normal. Notice he took no action. Screwing somebody is better that screwing the whole country.
2006-07-11 16:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by sassyk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this joke is a reflection of the intelligence level of Republicans, it explains the condition of our country.
2006-07-11 16:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by profdave99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey this is hilarious...you made me laugh loud in my boring office. But not because I belong to the left or right. Basically I don't talk about politicians because they don't talk about me..[even though it is their job to do so] but the fact is no nation is happy with their government.
2006-07-11 16:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by satin274 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could substitute republican for democrat and vice versa and it would still be funny
2006-07-11 16:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by dapixelator 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it wasn't funny. I'm glad I get points for answering tho'
2006-07-11 16:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i would have never thought of that joke man.
A russian, an american, and a blonde r arguin over whos better.
Russian: "Where better cause we went into space 1st"
American: "We landed on tha moon first."
Blonde: "Thats nothin, we blondes r gonna land on tha sun first!"
Both: "How r u gonna do that?"
Blonde: "Duh were gonnna go at nite!"
got that from somebody else on here but 4 got there name
2006-07-11 16:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Tha Godfatha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, but its the republicans, that do the most screwing over people.
2006-07-11 16:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋