I was in Dearborn Michigan about two hours ago ( Home to 500,000 Arabs in the area) and three Arabs walked out of the Big Boy restaurant in that city and they looked like Osama Bin Ladin. The Marines were just walking into the building as the Arabs walked out and that's when it happened. The Marines started shaking like there was an earthquake going on and then there was the worst smell. ( Yes...They crapped their uniforms) The Arabs did say to the Marines "Get out of my way" you Bush followers" and of course the Marines jumped out of the way. Then that's when the Marines crapped. I had no idea the Marines were that scared of the Arabs. Now we ( I ) know.
2006-07-11 09:10:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Yahoo! Answers people please note: They did not. This is a long running lie told by Erudite and he just keeps adding details. It is illustrative of the nonsense the enemy believes in and keeps pushing to undermine our country or the President or whatever else stops them from getting the dictatorship they want. Our system of government means nothing to them.
It's rather pitiful, and we'll end it soon.
2006-07-11 10:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Erudite, you got yourself all mixed up again: the Marines are the ones with the green uniforms and the Arabs the ones dressed like Osama, not the other way around. This explains everything: the Marines asked the Arabs to get out of the way and the Arabs crapped their chlotes.
2006-07-11 09:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Eric Morrison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know... Ive heard of "Simultanious marine pant crapping syndrome at the site of Osama." But he isin't in Michigan he is in a cave somewhere in a desert cowering like the tool he is commanding young boys to sacrifice their lives after teaching them that they are worthlessfor any other reason than death for hire, to his own twisted means and ends like every other dictator in the history of the world.
that information you provided and $1.50 will get me on a bus so I can tell you face to face how very much the idiot you are for even saying something as stupid as that in an open forum.
And by the way, I find it impossible to respect the kind of person (probably not even muslem at all just an idiot teenager inciting riots for fun (or worse an adult) with nothing better to do that just wants attention and feels that it is appropriate to spit out such crap without considering or thinking about the fact that there are families who have had their relatives killed while trying to serve your right to be able to say such **** out loud!
You're an idiot... Not a muslem, not a human being even, just a bored lonely idiot-box with nothing intelligent to say because you're not intelligent.
2006-07-11 09:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real story goes like this........
You were walking out of a Big Boy restaurant lookin all gay like Osama, when out of nowhere, a group of individuals representing each branch of our fine Military service, beat the crap outta you. That would explain the smell, and the extreme exaggeration of the story due to brain damage.
2006-07-11 09:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by hisandhers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo so answer me this doushe bag, since i bet you have never been shot at, or for that fact stepped foot in hostile territory. Whats the most danger you have ever been in, other than falling off your bike in elementary school. I bet you would have faced those arabs like a true warrior. Go play in traffic
2006-07-11 09:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by mrtrmn11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why should we believe you? I can make up a better story than that if I wanted to.
I marines are so cowardly, go tell that to a marine to his face. I'd pay a dollar to see you ***** slapped upside ur head.
2006-07-11 09:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an interesting dream you had. Do you still have the dream where you are being chased by a love sick pig who for some reason looks like your uncle Kareem? Or are you having the dream about being Elton John's love slave?
2006-07-11 09:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Kip Thorne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that for a minute. Where's your source?
There may have been words but I doubt the marines crapped their pants. get real.
2006-07-11 09:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by dapixelator 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an obvious lie - it is hard to state just how much of a lie it is. And, I am not a Bush person nor a war person.
2006-07-11 09:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by sonyack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright Osama, knock it off. We know its you.
2006-07-11 09:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by sassyk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋