..................i have nothing to say.......lol
2006-07-11 08:48:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Things not to say to a naked guy
(giggle and point!)
Are you cold?
At least this won't take long.
But it still works, right?
Can I be honest with you?
Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
Do you take steroids?
Does it come with an air pump?
Every heard of clearasil?
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
I didn't know they came that small.
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
I never saw one like that before.
If you get me real drunk first.
It looks like a night crawler.
It looks so unused.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
It's more fun to look at.
It's ok, we'll work around it.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
Never mind, why bother.
Oh no, a flash headache.
Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
This explains your car.
What is that?
Where's the rest of it?
Who circumcised you?
Why don't we just cuddle?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Wow, but your feet are so big.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
This has been cracking me up so I thought I'd share.. :)
2006-07-11 08:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was like so cool - that was pure awesome- I almost past this one up but now i am so glad I didnt. i will remember this forever. I mean who would have thought that I of all people would have gotten a chance like this no way no way is this really happening did I understand right. bless you bless you
*****tears streaming down my face - tears of joy*****
2006-07-11 16:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...can u choose me as the best answer so I can get 10 xtra points? lol.
2006-07-11 15:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by lvbs793 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then why waste 5 points?
2006-07-11 15:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, listen-- if you'll answer three of my questions, you'll get back the five points you spent to ask this one, plus an extra!
2006-07-11 17:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was a total waste of 5 points for you and an easy gain of two for me...
2006-07-12 21:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by allicinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok then, i will take two points, but you could still be kind and give me 10. don't you think i deserve that ?
2006-07-11 15:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a coincidence. Neither do I. Let's go for a latte.
2006-07-11 15:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well guess what else?
I get two points, and you loose five!
Hahahahha.
2006-07-11 15:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a very sad life.
2006-07-11 15:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Keither 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋