Why did the chicken crossed the road?
I know this is an old joke but I am interested in seeing your original and outrageous answers.. Be creative and original. Best and funniest answer gets the 10 points!!!
2006-07-11 08:36:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well you see I was chasing said chicken because well I had plans - yes plans I say - plans that would change life on this planet foreverrrr. hahahahaha.
I chased him for miles when he came to that road it was highway 101 and had just finished raining. I almost slipped and fell when i crossed the road running a screaming to the top of my lungs HERE CHIC CHIC CHIC. I must have been demanding because three hairy women came out from around small tree's batting their eyes and giving me a come up and see us sometime Mae west look which almost made me double over and lose sight of the chicken. But I could not allow such happening to prevent me from my mission of changing the world foreverrrr.
The chicken made it past the road and kept going - I was about to give up because well I was getting kind of tired chasing that chicken. I seen she was getting away gaining more and more ground I began to cry old please chicken I need you I really really need you please I cant continue as my body slowed down so slow I fell face first in the dirt. dust was being tossed up as my mouth blew into the ground and my breathing was uncontrollable it started spinning and spinning and forming a tornado bigger and faster the BIGGEST TORNADO that was going to change the world foreverrrr.
wait what was the question again?
2006-07-11 09:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Savage 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Ask looking for answer about that one...she told a joke one day about a chicken that kept on asked the librarian for books but kept on coming back for more books ...the chicken would say "book ' and "book book" and "book book book " and so on...
That chicken was crossing the road to take the books to a bullfrog with thick spectacles..and the toad would say "reddit...reddit...reddit"...
2006-07-11 08:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the chicken was walking on the road on a sunny day and he burned his feet pretty bad. he got so mad he took a big dump on the road. the road was very cross indeed.
2006-07-11 14:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay why the heck would a chicken be on a road ive seen this so many times they live in the park and swim in the ponds
2006-07-11 09:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by softballin9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a big fight at the other side..he was too chicken to stay..so he immediately..run like he don't care crossing the road
2006-07-11 08:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw a chicken cross the road once... it was to get to9 the corn field on the other side
2006-07-12 09:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by MARIA G. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
BECAUSE THE FAT LADY IS CHASING IT WITH HER POT!
CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE THE OTHER CHICKEN CALLED HIM A CHICKEN!!
CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE THE CHICKEN WANTED TO KISS THE ROOSTER!!
CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE THE OTHER CHICKEN ARE MOONING HER !!
2006-07-13 06:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by +++++ SPOOK ++++ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away from "your" side of the road. (because the chicken didn't like you)
KFC isn't on the other side of the road.
2006-07-11 08:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side of the road
2006-07-11 08:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.he was running becuse his @$$ was on fire.
2.he was being chased by the cops
3.the bathroom was on the other side.
4.he was running from an angry mob.
2006-07-11 09:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋